Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Title? Woof!

Every night, Mom brings me up to her room and put me by her side on the bed. I usually fall asleep before she does. I wake up a few times in the middle of the night to sleep closer to Mom, I don't know how I move towards the edge of the bed when I am asleep.

I remember the times when I used to wake Mom up. That was because I was still little and was not good at controlling my bladder. I had to wake Mom up so that she would bring me down to pee. She always asks me why I don't wake her up anymore, that is because I am a big boy now and I can hold my pee much longer.

Mom is so tired lately, she has had a few bad days back to back. Her purse and camera were stolen. If I knew who the thief was, I swear I would nip his head off! My teeth are big and strong now, I am very positive that it wouldn't be a problem.

Oh, the last update Mom posted about me was about my teeth falling off. I am gonna update you all for her, she is taking too long to tell you all this. MY PEARLY WHITE TEETH ARE BIG AND STRONG NOW! I am a big boy! *grin* And I no longer yap. I bark! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Oh! Mom is here! I'd better go! Woof!


Monday, November 14, 2011

Dear thief

I don't know if you have any other pastime besides wandering around PJ Hilton spotting for unattended cars with bags in them, but you should really take up another hobby.

You broke into my mom's car and took my Nike bag. I am sure you were overjoyed when you felt the weight of the bag. I am so sorry to disappoint you when you found out that the heaviest thing in my bag was a tape dispenser. I am angry not because you took my money and my camera and made me go through all the hassle renewing my national identity card and driver's license, but you took my purse where I kept the charm my grandmother gave me.

You can use the camera I don't care, but please delete all the pictures in the memory card. The thought of you staring at the photos of my family creeps me out.

Oh, and I hope you gain some knowledge and wisdom from the SPM notes you found in my brother's bag too.

My sister says that she hates you because you took her mechanical pencils that she put in my brother's bag. She has a new mechanical pencil now so you can have the ones with Hello Kitty prints on it.

You will regret doing what you did one day. Someday karma will bite you in the ass!

The Angry Owner of The Bag You Stolen

Sunday, November 6, 2011

Biore Makeup Remover Giveaway!

I can't believe I have slacked for more than a month! I wanna thanks my readers who are still sticking around. I have recently started a beauty blog and am conducting a giveaway there! Click on the picture above and you will be directed to my new blog. I hope to see you there!

Lots of lots of love,
Kai Shin

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